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Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,335

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Making waves on Reddit:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Making waves on Pinterest:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Just shared via Slack:

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Live now on Reddit:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Live now on Instagram:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Just shared via WeChat:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Making waves on TikTok:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

57 shares on Threads this month:

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

79 shares on X this month:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

17 shares on Threads this month:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

First responders? You mean reply guys?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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I probably think this song is about me.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,244

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Making waves on Pinterest:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Going bananas on Slack:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Seen just now on Threads:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Just shared via X:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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