Funny intimidation quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourself! 😅 My PowerPoint game is stronger than your Wi-Fi connection! 📊🚀 #NerdAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you've got a chainsaw as your spokesperson? 🪓💬 No need for small talk when your actions speak louder than revving engines! 🔊🌲 #ChainsawConfidence"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

  Commentary:
  "Next time you feel intimidated, just picture that tough cookie struggling to open a Capri Sun pouch 🥤💪😂 It's hard to be scary when you're battling a juice pack!"

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