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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Spotted on Messenger:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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