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Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Shared recently on Threads:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Trending via Reddit:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Going viral on Facebook:

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Trending via Threads:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Live now on YouTube:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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27 shares on TikTok this month:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

65 shares on Discord this month:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

58 shares on Messenger this month:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

50 shares on Threads this month:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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17,443

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Going viral on YouTube:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Just shared via Messenger:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Trending via Snapchat:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Just shared via WeChat:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Freshly posted on Slack:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Just shared via Snapchat:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Going bananas on YouTube:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Spotted on YouTube:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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