Funny James Bond quotes

Funny James Bond quotes will have you shaking, not stirred, with laughter! πŸŽ‰ From suave one-liners to cheeky comebacks, 007’s wit is just as sharp as his spy skills πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’₯ Ready to add some secret agent humor to your day? Get ready to smile like Bond on a mission – because even spies need a good laugh! 😎🍸 #BondHumor #ShakenNotStirred

Funny James Bond quotes - Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Commentary:
"From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawlβ€”Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”πŸΈ #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"

Funny James Bond quotes - The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Commentary:
"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! πŸšΏπŸ’Ό License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"

Funny James Bond quotes - The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Commentary:
"The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? πŸ˜‰πŸ”« #LicenseToChill"