Funny James Bond quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

  Commentary:
  "From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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  🕵️‍♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

  Commentary:
  "James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

  Commentary:
  "The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? 😉🔫 #LicenseToChill"

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