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Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Trending via WeChat:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Shared recently on Threads:

Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

Going viral on TikTok:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Just landed via Twitch:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Spotted on Instagram:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Spotted on X:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

98 shares on YouTube this month:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

71 shares on Threads this month:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

66 shares on X this month:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Just landed via X:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Trending via WeChat:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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