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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesnโ€™t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjรถrfbunkle.

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Iโ€™ve cut my fingernails too short and now I canโ€™t open my shower gel. Whatโ€™s the point of being well-groomed if I canโ€™t smell like mangos?

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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50 shades of single.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and itโ€™s bullshit.

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My therapist is so lucky. Iโ€™m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. Iโ€™d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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