23 Funny journey quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

  Commentary:
  Life is a road trip I measure by empty snack wrappers! 🍫🚗🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

  Commentary:
  "Without earphones on a long journey, it's like I'm in the prison of my own thoughts! 🎧🚫🛤️ #EarphoneOrBust"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Bon Jovi is on the fast track to being 'Livin' on a Prayer' if they're that close! 🎸🎤 Keep rocking, Jon and the gang! 🤘😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Followed my heart and found a fridge full of possibilities! 🍔❤️ Who needs a map when you can follow the scent of pizza? 🍕😄 Let your heart guide you to the land of leftovers and midnight snacks! 🌙🥪 #FridgeIsBae"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip." 🚗💨 Well, looks like we're not taking the scenic route, we're going straight to Regretsville with a quick stop at Shame Avenue! Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride through Memory Lane! 😂 #GuiltyAsCharged

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

  Commentary:
  "Talking to me is like going on a road trip – sure, we might take a few detours, but hey, at least there's a view! 🚗🌄😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

  Commentary:
  "Taking the road less traveled seemed like a good idea… until I ended up in the middle of nowhere with no map and no WiFi signal. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I should have taken the road with a Starbucks at the corner instead! ☕️🗺️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise realization dawns upon us as we reach that magical age where the urge to speed home after work becomes all too relatable 🚗💨 Who knew our parents were onto something all this time? Maybe stopping to smell the roses can wait until retirement 💼🌹 #Adulting101"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

  Commentary:
  "Taking the road less traveled to avoid awkward encounters: a masterclass in social navigation! 🚶‍♂️🌿 Better pack some snacks, because this journey might just become a solo picnic. Who needs a map when you have pure determination to dodge small talk?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, diplomacy at its finest – where a one-way ticket to the fiery pits is disguised as a grand adventure! 🌋✉️ Bon voyage, dear friend! 😉"

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