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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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Making waves on Discord:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Spotted on Telegram:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Just shared via Instagram:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

Going viral on Reddit:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Making waves on Instagram:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Making waves on YouTube:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Making waves on Messenger:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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Funny journey quotes 🚗💨 bring laughter to every twist and turn on the road of life! Whether you’re stuck in traffic, lost on a hiking trail, or just embracing the unexpected detours, these witty words add a spark of humor 🌟 to your adventure. Ready to giggle through the bumps and belly laughs along the way? Let’s hit the road with smiles and silly vibes! 😄🛤️

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Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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4 weeks ago

ask, conversation, forget, humor, joke, journey, long story, narrative, saying, short, short story, start, story, storytelling, take, unexpected
Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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2 months ago

bed, beginning, daily, daily routine, getting, getting out of bed, humor, journey, morning, routine
It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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2 months ago

activity, destination, eat, food, fun, fun activity, humor, journey, matters, road, road trip, snacks, travel, trip
Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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2 months ago

confinement, distance, earphone, earphones, entertainment, feels, frustration, jail, journey, long distance, long journey, noise, serving, silence, term, travel, travel frustration
Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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2 months ago

bon, Bon Jovi, humor, journey, jovi, least, music, progress
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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2 months ago

choices, food, fridge, heart, humor, hunger, i, journey, love, me
Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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2 months ago

adventure, friends, going, guilt, humor, journey, loser, trip
Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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2 months ago

chatting, communication, conversation, having, humor, journey, kind, me, route, scenic, scenic route, taking, talk
I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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2 months ago

adventure, am, confusion, humor, i, introspection, journey, less, road, travel, where
I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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2 months ago

age, anything, home, humor, i, journey, life, never, parents, stop, understand, understanding, wanted, where, work

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79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need a break from me.

66 shares on Slack this month:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

80 shares on Instagram this month:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

21 shares on Threads this month:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Shared recently on Threads:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Trending via Slack:

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Trending via Facebook:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Just shared via Twitch:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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