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Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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Just landed via X:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Going viral on Reddit:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Spotted on Messenger:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Just landed via Snapchat:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Trending via Snapchat:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Spotted on Facebook:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Just landed via Facebook:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

Just landed via Facebook:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Spotted on Telegram:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Shared recently on Threads:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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