Funny king quotes

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Stephen King's It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I've never seen a McDonald's or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025