11 funny king quotes - Wordgag ツ

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Feb 3, 2026

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Feb 3, 2026

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Feb 1, 2026

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Jan 31, 2026

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Jan 31, 2026

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Jan 29, 2026

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Jan 29, 2026

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Jan 28, 2026

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Jan 22, 2026

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Jan 22, 2026

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Jan 22, 2026