Funny king quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic royal tantrum with a crown and zero chores! 👑🍼 A narcissist craving kingly power but dodging responsibility like a kid hiding from vegetables. Guess they want the throne without the throne-room cleanup! 😂⚖️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the king – that regal centerpiece of the chessboard, demanding only the finest bodyguard service! 👑♟️ No surprises here, I mean, who in their right mind would want their ruler to break into a cold sweat during a game of strategic warfare? Checkmate anxiety, anyone? 😂 #RoyalPriorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Sex is cool and all, but have you ever sprawled out like a starfish on a king size bed? 🛏️ No pillows stealing, no duvet wars, just you and all that glorious space! 😂 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have a bed fit for royalty, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

  Commentary:
  "Stephen King's It: where Pennywise acts as the ultimate wingman for childhood friendships that never die 🤡👫 #FriendshipGoals #AdultingDoneRight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the majestic hierarchy of the burger world! 🍔👑 One can only imagine the noble Quarter Pounder ruling over its loyal subjects, the humble Chicken Nuggets and the rebellious Onion Rings. Long live the Burger King and may the French Fries be ever in your flavor! 👑🍟🍔 #BurgerFeudalism

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

  Commentary:
  "McDonald's and Burger King popping up like mushrooms after the rain 🍔🍟 Who knew fast food joints had such stealth construction skills? Maybe they use a 'secret sauce' for building permits! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about bad luck! 😂 Bet living in a palace beats dealing with capitalism any day. 🏰☀️ #FirstWorldProblems"

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