Funny king quotes

• You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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• A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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• King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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• Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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• Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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• Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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• Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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• I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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• I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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