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Funny king quotes

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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