11 Funny king quotes

• Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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• “I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

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  bed, bed size, beds, couple, couples, divorce, divorce rate, interested, king, king bed, marriage, queen, queen bed, rate, relationship, size, sleep

• You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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  burger, Burger King, Burger Kingdom, crown, fast, fast food, food, food humor, got, humor, humor quote, just, king, kingdom, legitimacy, parody, question, satire

• A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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  accountability, arrogance, authority, ego, having, immaturity, king, narcissist, responsibility, toddler, wants

• King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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• Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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  chess, feel, game, humor, i, king, let, never, safety, strategy, too, understand, understanding

• Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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  alone, alone time, bed, comfort, cool, ever, humor, king, king size bed, personal, personal space, relatable, self-care, sex, size, space, time, yourself

• Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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  adults, bone, bone chilling, childhood, childhood friend, chilling, forced, friend, friends, humor, IT, king, kings, spend, stephen, Stephen King, story, time

• Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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  burger, Burger King, existence, fast, fast food, feudal, feudal system, food, food joke, humor, joke, king, monarchy, satire, system

• I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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  appearance, burger, Burger King, construction, fast, fast food, food, humor, just, king, McDonald’s, never, observation, seen, show, surprise, under

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