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Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Cool times create cool guys.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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Spotted on Slack:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Making waves on Twitch:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Just shared via YouTube:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Just shared via Messenger:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Trending via WeChat:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Spotted on WeChat:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Going viral on Threads:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Shared recently on Discord:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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35 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

55 shares on X this month:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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Live now on Telegram:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Spotted on YouTube:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Spotted on Facebook:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Making waves on WeChat:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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