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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.