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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Funny quote about the lively spirit of a leg-bouncer and the challenge of stopping.
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The struggle of not bouncing is realβ€”it's like asking a fish not to swim! πŸŸπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ’₯

TagsTags: asking, heart, humor, leg-bouncer, metaphor, own, someone, stop

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