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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Just landed via Telegram:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Trending via Threads:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Just landed via YouTube:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Just shared via Twitch:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Just shared via X:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Spotted on WeChat:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Shared recently on X:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Trending via WhatsApp:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Just landed via Discord:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Live now on Instagram:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Making waves on Threads:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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