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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Breaking via Discord:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Just shared via X:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Live now on Discord:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Seen just now on X:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I only drink when I people.

Making waves on Slack:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Shared recently on Instagram:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Share →: What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Commentary:
"Imagine getting a surprise 'lick alert' from your AirPods! 🤪👅 Just when you thought they couldn't get any more personalized… Battery low or just feeling extra affectionate? 😂 #AirPodsGoneWild"
6 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Commentary:
Looks like the cat's getting some adventurous encouragement from an unexpected source! 🐱🌶️ Who knew feline taste buds were into spicy buffalo sauce? Talk about a cat with a daring palate! 😸🔥 #FelineFoodie
6 months ago
Share →: Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of tragedy in every spoonful… A heart-wrenching drama of unrequited ice cream love 😢🍦 Maybe it's time to upgrade to a bigger bowl or simply embrace the art of double-dipping! 😏 #IceCreamStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Commentary:
Oh, that's just me expressing my deep appreciation for fine dining in a unique way! 🍽️👅 Who needs shame when you have delicious charcuterie? 😁 #PlateLickerExtraordinaire

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Trending via Reddit:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Going viral on X:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Just shared via Discord:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Just landed via Discord:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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