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Funny licking quotes

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

5 days ago

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

3 months ago

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

3 months ago

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

3 months ago