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Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Trending via Telegram:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Spotted on Facebook:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Just shared via WeChat:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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Funny licking quotes 🐾😜 are here to tickle your funny bone and add a splash of silliness to your day! Whether it’s about pets showing their love or cheeky moments that make you giggle, these playful lines will have you licking your lips for more laughs. Ready to dive into some tongue-in-cheek humor? Let’s get licking! 😆👅✨

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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Just shared via Slack:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Spotted on X:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

Making waves on YouTube:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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