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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Funny lobotomy quotes

Funny lobotomy quotes 😂🧠 bring a quirky twist to a serious topic, turning sharp wit into unexpected laughs! Whether you’re a fan of dark humor or just love clever wordplay, these hilarious takes will tickle your brain cells and lighten the mood. Ready to dive into some mind-bending chuckles? Let’s explore the funniest spins on lobotomy that prove even the quirkiest subjects can spark a smile! 😜✨

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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