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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

My life coach traded me.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Spotted on Threads:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Breaking via YouTube:

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Making waves on YouTube:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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32 shares on YouTube this month:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

72 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,474

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

Making waves on Messenger:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Going viral on Messenger:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Making waves on Facebook:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Spotted on Telegram:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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