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Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,501

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Spotted on Instagram:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Just landed via TikTok:

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Trending via Telegram:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

65 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

37 shares on X this month:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

54 shares on Threads this month:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

72 shares on Threads this month:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

16 shares on Facebook this month:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,533

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Just landed via YouTube:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Just shared via TikTok:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

Going bananas on Reddit:

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Live now on LinkedIn:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Making waves on Messenger:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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