Funny lost item quotes

• I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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  2 weeks ago

  appear, best, buy, finding, humor, irony, item, learned, lesson, life, life lesson, lost, lost item, problem, problem-solving, replacement, solving, something, spontaneous

• Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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  2 months ago

  AirPod, AirPods, am, dropped, everyday, everyday problem, everything, frustration, God, help, humor, i, item, lost, lost item, me, only, please, prayer, problem, technology, where

• I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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  2 months ago

  FitBit, fitness, frustration, humor, i, irony, item, lost, lost item, put, steps, taken, track, tracking, trying, where, wish

• Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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  2 months ago

  call, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, i, item, keys, lost, lost item, put, someone, where

• Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

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  4 months ago

  bed, boyfriend, comparison, dropped, funny comparison, humor, item, lost, lost item, remote, skinny, TV, vape, wall

• My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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  5 months ago

  Bluetooth, daughter, disappeared, family, item, just, karaoke, karaoke mic, lost, lost item, mic, mystery, new, sad, sadness

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