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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

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God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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