Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Toddler-approved: The highest honor one can achieve before 9 p.m.! πΆβ€οΈπ Related funny posts π€ I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. Thatβs the toddler injury. I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing. The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration. Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: itβs the hard way or the harder way.