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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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Going viral on TikTok:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Going viral on Instagram:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Making waves on YouTube:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Trending via Facebook:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Making waves on Instagram:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Commentary:
"Whales be like: 'Sorry, can't talk, I'm on a sabbatical from opinions 🐋✨' Who knew these majestic creatures were the ultimate masters of silence and contemplation! Maybe we should take a cue from them and practice some 'whale wisdom' in our daily lives. Just keep swimming, dear humans, and save those opinions for a rainy day! 🙊🌊"

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

My parents think they know me.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Spotted on Twitch:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Just landed via Messenger:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Seen just now on Threads:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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