Funny mat quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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