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Funny mat quotes

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I don't have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it's the same thing.

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025