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Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,487

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Spotted on Telegram:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Going viral on Reddit:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Making waves on Facebook:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Shared recently on Discord:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Breaking via Instagram:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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73 shares on WeChat this month:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

10 shares on X this month:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

98 shares on Threads this month:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My body looks like I have a great personality.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,538

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Trending via TikTok:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

Trending via Instagram:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Just shared via Slack:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Going bananas on X:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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