Funny matching quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's time to shuffle those cards and aim for the ultimate fashion statement of matching fanny packs this summer! ♠️🃏♦️ #AccessoryGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Besties who match together, stay crazy together! 🤪🎁👯‍♀️ Who needs matching sweaters when you can twin in straight jackets? 😂 #bffgoals #crazychristmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs bedroom eyes when you've got perfectly folded socks and coordinated linens? 😏🧦💤 This guy knows how to set the mood for a thrilling night of clean living! 😂 #SocksBeforeSex"

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