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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Live now on Telegram:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Spotted on Reddit:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Spotted on Discord:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Spotted on Instagram:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Going viral on YouTube:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Making waves on YouTube:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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