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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Spreading quickly via X:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Just landed via Facebook:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Just shared via TikTok:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Just landed via Telegram:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Just landed via Discord:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Spotted on X:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Seen just now on Slack:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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