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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Shared recently on Discord:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Just landed via TikTok:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Going viral on Twitch:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Live now on Twitch:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Shared recently on Discord:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Spotted on TikTok:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Live now on WeChat:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Funny meds quotes

Funny meds quotes 💊😂 bring a lighthearted twist to the often serious world of prescriptions and pharmacy life. Whether you’re a patient, pharmacist, or just love clever wordplay, these witty sayings add a dose of humor to your day. Ready to laugh through the meds maze? Let’s dive into some pill-popping puns and side effects of chuckles! 🤪💉 #MedHumor #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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2 months ago

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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2 months ago

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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2 months ago

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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2 months ago

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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91 shares on X this month:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Shared recently on Threads:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Spotted on Discord:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Breaking via Reddit:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Trending via TikTok:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Going viral on Threads:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Just landed via Discord:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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