Funny meds quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on the promotion from 'mildly sedated' to 'slightly more giggly'! 🎉💊 The perks may not be financial, but at least you'll be floating through the workday with a smile! 😄💰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a man when meds can provide all the support and comfort you need? 💊🙌 Sorry fellas, looks like pills are the new love language! 😂 #MedicineOverMen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is looking for a more 'hands-on' approach to self-care. 🤪🛠️ Maybe a little fresh air and sunshine would do the trick too! ☀️ Just be sure to leave the shovels for gardening, not self-improvement projects!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're about to embark on a journey through the land of unexpected flavor combinations! 🌿💊🥜 What a happy accident – who knew that a mix of meds could make for a tasty trail mix adventure! Just remember, this snack pack is for taste buds only, not FDA-approved prescriptions 😄🥳 #TrailMixMishap

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's ready for a squirrelly debate up in the treetops! 🐿️🌳 Who needs meds when you've got political discourse with the furry critters? Maybe they can help come up with some nutty solutions! 😂 #SquirrelPoliticians"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said medication couldn't be fun clearly hasn't seen me in action – humming, dancing, and organizing pills like a pro! 💊💃 Embrace the nutty side, it's the happiest one! 😜 #PillPoppingDiva"

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