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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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β€œWhat’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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If β€œlive each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Just landed via Threads:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Seen just now on Threads:

β€œIs everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Just landed via WeChat:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Spotted on Instagram:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Making waves on Telegram:

Responding to all selfies with β€œthis should work.”

Trending via X:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Reported on WeChat:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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By the time someone says, β€˜To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Seen just now on Twitch:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Reported on Facebook:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Just landed via Instagram:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Shared recently on Threads:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Reported on Pinterest:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a GjΓΆrfbunkle.

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