Funny merge quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

  Commentary:
  "Wow, you must have felt like the king of the road, ruling your traffic kingdom with an iron blink! 👑🚗💨 #HighwayMonarch"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs manners when you've got a Tesla? Cutting off these electric vehicles is the new merging strategy! 🚗💨 Sorry not sorry, gotta show off that autopilot feature somehow! 😏⚡️ #TeslaTrafficTakeover"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a highway, but merging? That's where the fear kicks in 😱. Sometimes it feels like trying to merge onto the fast lane in bumper-to-bumper traffic! 🚗 Just remember, it's okay to take it slow and use your turn signal. Patience is the key to successful merging, both on the road and in life! 🚦😄"

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