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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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6 months ago
Share →: I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Commentary:
"Who needs manners when you've got a Tesla? Cutting off these electric vehicles is the new merging strategy! 🚗💨 Sorry not sorry, gotta show off that autopilot feature somehow! 😏⚡️ #TeslaTrafficTakeover"