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Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Making waves on TikTok:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Going viral on Discord:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Going viral on WeChat:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Trending via Threads:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Just shared via Discord:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I am thick and tired.

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59 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,393

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Trending via Pinterest:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Shared recently on Facebook:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Making waves on Slack:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Trending via Discord:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Just shared via Facebook:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Trending via TikTok:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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