Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1832 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,994

Funny Quotes Topics

14,796

Funny Quotes Images

11,994

3 minutes ago

3,445

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on TikTok:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Just shared via Slack:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Making waves on Threads:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Just shared via WeChat:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Home » Funny Mini Quotes

Funny mini quotes

Funny mini quotes are like tiny bursts of laughter that brighten your day instantly 😂✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a cheeky twist to your captions, these bite-sized gems pack a punch of humor in just a few words 🎉🤣 Whether you need a quick mood boost or a witty comeback, funny mini quotes have got your back with endless smiles and good vibes! 😜💬

New funny mini quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"
2 months ago
Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Commentary:
"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
6 months ago
Share →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Commentary:
"Mini Cooper drivers should come with a warning flag accessory for parking lots – it's like playing Where's Waldo but with tiny cars! 🚗🚩 #MiniCooperMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Commentary:
"No worries, Frodo is on a quest to destroy the One Ring and here you are on a quest to binge-watch LOTR TikToks! 🧝‍♂️📱 Don't worry, Gandalf will forgive your delayed response!"

For even more funny mini quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny mini quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1832 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,994

Funny Quotes Topics

14,796

Funny Quotes Images

11,994

3 minutes ago

3,452

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Reported on Instagram:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Just landed via Discord:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Making waves on Pinterest:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴