Funny mini quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

  Commentary:
  "When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

  Commentary:
  "Mini Cooper drivers should come with a warning flag accessory for parking lots – it's like playing Where's Waldo but with tiny cars! 🚗🚩 #MiniCooperMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

  Commentary:
  "No worries, Frodo is on a quest to destroy the One Ring and here you are on a quest to binge-watch LOTR TikToks! 🧝‍♂️📱 Don't worry, Gandalf will forgive your delayed response!"

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