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Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,274

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Going viral on Twitch:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

Going viral on WeChat:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Going bananas on X:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Just landed via Discord:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Making waves on Threads:

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

Shared recently on X:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Going viral on Telegram:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Spotted on Facebook:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Going viral on Instagram:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Live now on Slack:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

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29 shares on Telegram this month:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

12 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

21 shares on Slack this month:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

58 shares on Discord this month:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,587

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Shared recently on YouTube:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Spotted on Facebook:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Spotted on Messenger:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Just shared via Twitch:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Trending via Telegram:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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