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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Spotted on Messenger:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Just landed via WeChat:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Making waves on WeChat:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Going viral on TikTok:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Breaking via Discord:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Just shared via Instagram:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Trending via TikTok:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Trending via X:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Spotted on YouTube:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Reported on YouTube:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Just shared via Reddit:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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