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Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Just shared via YouTube:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Reported on Messenger:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Having a job ruined my life.

Just landed via YouTube:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Making waves on Discord:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Trending via WhatsApp:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Shared recently on Instagram:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Reported on Slack:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Trending via TikTok:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Reported on Telegram:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Going viral on Threads:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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