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15 Funny moving quotes

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend's little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025