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Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Making waves on X:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Just landed via TikTok:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Making waves on Threads:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Breaking via Instagram:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Funny music taste quotes

Funny music taste quotes 🎶😂 capture those hilarious moments when your playlist makes zero sense but somehow works! From guilty pleasures to quirky jams, these witty lines celebrate the wild world of tunes that keep you dancing, laughing, and maybe scratching your head. Ready to embrace your unique sound vibes? Let’s dive into the funniest ways people describe their music obsessions! 🎧🎤🎵

New funny music taste quotes 👇

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

54 minutes ago

attitude, casual, good, humor, know, man, music, music taste, playlist, relaxed, relaxed attitude, sounds, taste
At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

1 hour ago

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

2 weeks ago

actually, fact, fun, fun fact, humor, intelligence, intelligence level, level, music, music taste, person, psychology, taste, tell
Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

2 months ago

access, bad, bad music, driver, drivers, ever, humor, joke, music, music taste, ride, ride share, secret, service, share, streaming, streaming service, taste, Uber, Uber driver, worst
You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

2 months ago

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

3 months ago

animal, animal metaphor, comfort, comfort song, dark, dark forest, forest, girls, humor, inside, irony, metaphor, music, music taste, personality, personality traits, song, taste, traits, wolf
Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

3 months ago

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22 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

75 shares on TikTok this month:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

31 shares on Threads this month:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

36 shares on TikTok this month:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

10 shares on Slack this month:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Live now on Reddit:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Trending via Telegram:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Making waves on Twitch:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Spotted on X:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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