Funny narcissist quotes

• In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

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• The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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  2 months ago

  cat, humor, i, life, narcissist, only, personality, pet, self-love

• Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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  2 months ago

  dislike, everyone, humor, interaction, life, narcissist, personal, personal life, personality, professional, professional life, relationship, social, social interaction

• I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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  am, child, contact, cutting, distance, family, humor, i, narcissist, nephew, relationship, sarcasm, social, social distance

• A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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  accountability, arrogance, authority, ego, having, immaturity, king, narcissist, responsibility, toddler, wants

• The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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  collective, collective noun, egosystem, group, humor, joke, narcissist, noun, personality, wordplay

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