Funny Nativity quotes

Funny Nativity quotes bring a hilarious twist to the classic Christmas story ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿคฃ Whether youโ€™re looking to spice up your holiday cards or just need a good laugh during the festive season, these witty lines capture the joy and silliness of the nativity scene ๐Ÿ‘ถโœจ Get ready to share some chuckles and spread the holiday cheer with laughs as bright as the star on top! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜‚

Funny Nativity quotes - I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasnโ€™t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasnโ€™t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Commentary:
Looks like even the Wise Men can't resist the allure of modern technology! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ“ฑ Maybe they're checking for the latest star navigation app? Or perhaps they're just really big fans of baby Jesus' social media updates! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŸ

Funny Nativity quotes - I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Commentary:
"Who needs traditional Christmas movies when you've got Baby Jesus getting into the action with Die Hard? ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ„ Talk about taking 'keeping an eye on things' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿ˜‚"

Funny Nativity quotes - I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasnโ€™t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasnโ€™t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Commentary:
Looks like even the Holy Family and the Wise Men can't resist scrolling through their timeline! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ‘€ Baby Jesus might need to slide into their DMs to grab their attention. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ModernNativity #TechSavvyWiseMen