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Funny Nativity quotes

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I've got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch "Die Hard."

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025