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Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Just shared via Twitch:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Spotted on X:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Just landed via Messenger:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Trending via Pinterest:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

Trending via Instagram:

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

70 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

21 shares on Discord this month:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

11 folks are currently checking 👀

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,645

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Spotted on Telegram:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Seen just now on Slack:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

Just landed via X:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Just landed via Facebook:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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