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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Reported on Slack:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Reported on Snapchat:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Is this art or trash?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Spotted on Facebook:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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