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Funny new plan quotes

Funny new plan quotes are perfect for those moments when life throws curveballs 🎢 and your brilliant ideas need a little twist 🤪. Whether you’re starting fresh or just winging it, these witty sayings add a splash of humor to your next big move 💡✨. Ready to laugh at the chaos and embrace the unexpected? Let’s dive into some clever lines that make planning way more fun! 😂🔥

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Posted on2 months ago

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Posted on2 months ago

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