Commentary:
"Breaking news: Local citizen scraps life goals, opts for Kardashian royalty instead 👑💍 Can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em, right? Get ready for the glam squad and paparazzi, it's showtime, baby! 📸💃 #KardashianForLife"
Commentary:
"Looks like the bachelor is aiming high and headed straight for Reality TV Royalty! 💍🌟 Who needs a fairytale ending when you can have a Kardashian cameo instead? 🤣 #KeepingUpWithTheKardashians #NewLifePlan"