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  4 hours ago

  Share →: Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

  Commentary:
  "When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'jinx of sibling harmony' strikes again! 😂 It's like summoning the chaos gods just by acknowledging the rare moment of peace in the house! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Next time, maybe just silently sip your coffee and pretend you didn't see a thing! ☕🤫"

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