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Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Later is the best time to do anything.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,508

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Broadcasted on Discord:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Trending via WeChat:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Seen just now on Discord:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Spotted on Slack:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Spreading quickly via X:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Making waves on Twitch:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

42 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Later is the best time to do anything.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,572

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Going viral on Messenger:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Making waves on TikTok:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

Just landed via Facebook:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Shared recently on Slack:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Spotted on Twitch:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Making waves on X:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Going viral on Messenger:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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