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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.