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Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Shared recently on Slack:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Live now on Telegram:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Making waves on Facebook:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Live now on Reddit:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

38 shares on Twitch this month:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

99 shares on X this month:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

86 shares on Slack this month:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

I told ChatGPT about us.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I am not in a good place, geographically.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Threads:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Seen just now on Facebook:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Breaking via YouTube:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Seen just now on YouTube:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Seen just now on Telegram:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Just landed via Twitch:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Making waves on TikTok:

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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