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6 months ago
Share →: Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'this will be the hangover to end all hangovers' declaration. 🍾💥 Let's see if this lesson actually sticks… or if it's just an excuse for more fun next weekend! 🤪🎉"
6 months ago
Share →: A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Commentary:
Looks like the web developer is keen on expanding their search query optimization skills everywhere they go! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Meanwhile, the SEO expert is probably already eyeing up the bar's meta tags and keyword density for a potential improvement project. 🍻💻 Cheers to a night of optimizing and imbibing in equal measure! 🍹💻🚀
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Commentary:
"Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight… unless you count the early morning regret as a valuable life lesson! 💳🌙💸"
6 months ago
Share →: Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Commentary:
"Imagine the scene: 'Hey, Victor, wanna hit the lab or hit the club?' 🧟🎉 Maybe if he had spent more time on the dance floor, his monster would have had better moves! 💃🔬 #FrankensteinsGotTalent"
6 months ago
Share →: Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Commentary:
"Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs? 🕺💃 Because let's face it, my idea of a wild night out involves some solid sitting time!"
6 months ago
Share →: In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of festive spirit as we age 🎅🏼🎄 From jingling all the way to jingling until 10pm – who knew bedtime would become the highlight of the holidays? 😂 #ChristmasSeasonInMy40s"
6 months ago
Share →: Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. 🍸💃🧘‍♂️ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! 😄 #gentlemanrules"
6 months ago
Share →: Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's liver is the designated scapegoat for the weekend shenanigans! 🍻🤢 Here's to hoping it forgives you before Monday rolls around! 😂 #WeekendWarrior"
6 months ago
Share →: I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Commentary:
"Who knew the bathroom could be the hottest spot in town?! 🎶💃 Club Pee Pee, where you can boogie while you… well, you know! 😉🚽"
6 months ago
Share →: In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of partying… 🕺🏼🛒 Who needs clubs when you can vibe to the sweet tunes of the produce aisle? 🎧🥦 Just imagine busting a move while picking out avocados! The grocery store is the new nightclub for the sophisticated palate. 💃🛒 #GroceryStoreGoals