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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”