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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Breaking via X:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Trending via Messenger:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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Work for a living? In this economy?

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Just shared via Messenger:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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