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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Making waves on Facebook:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Going viral on Messenger:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Going viral on Twitch:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Reported on Telegram:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Trending via YouTube:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Going viral on X:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Going viral on Twitch:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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Share →: We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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Ahoy matey! 🏴‍☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩‍💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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Spotted on Messenger:

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Making waves on Threads:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Making waves on Threads:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Spotted on Facebook:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Trending via Slack:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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