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Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Spotted on Discord:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Just shared via Threads:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Seen just now on X:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Spotted on Telegram:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Making waves on Twitch:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Trending via TikTok:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Seen just now on X:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

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