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Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Making waves on Discord:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Just landed via Reddit:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Trending via WeChat:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Seen just now on Discord:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Just shared via YouTube:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Share →: Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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"Looks like it's time to shuffle those cards and aim for the ultimate fashion statement of matching fanny packs this summer! ♠️🃏♦️ #AccessoryGoals"
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Share →: Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Commentary:
It's all fun and games until the dogs start bluffing with their tails 😄🐾🃏 Who knew our furry pals were secretly planning their next poker night?! Someone better keep an eye on those sneaky canines before they start dealing out ruff hands! 🐶🎲 #PokerPaws #DoggyDealings

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Going viral on YouTube:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Reported on Instagram:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Just landed via Telegram:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Trending via X:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Going viral on X:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Going viral on Facebook:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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