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Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,629

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Just shared via WeChat:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Trending via X:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Trending via Twitch:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Trending via Facebook:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Making waves on X:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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86 shares on Slack this month:

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

81 shares on Instagram this month:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

22 shares on X this month:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,314

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Just landed via WeChat:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Spotted on Pinterest:

A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

Shared recently on Slack:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Seen just now on YouTube:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Seen just now on X:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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