Funny pale quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

  Commentary:
  "Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛‍♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the power of the gaze! 👀 A classic case of 'Foot-In-Mouth' syndrome, but with a twist! 👣 Who knew eyes could be so expressive, enough to elicit a toe-tally awkward encounter! 😂 Lesson learned: watch where you step, or rather, where you stare! 👀👣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

  Commentary:
  Oh, if only blending in with walls was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist! 🤣🏅 But hey, don't be too jealous of my ghostly glow – it's my superpower! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a tan when you can blind people with your radiance, am I right? 😂 #PaleAndProud

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