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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Going viral on Reddit:

Half princess, half menace.

Spotted on TikTok:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Going viral on Instagram:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Just shared via TikTok:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Making waves on X:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Seen just now on Discord:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Going bananas on Threads:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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Funny parkour quotes add a playful spin to the thrilling world of urban movement and stunts. 🏃‍♂️😆 From witty remarks about daring jumps to humorous takes on parkour fails, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of jumping and climbing. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in the art of parkour! 😂🏙️

New funny parkour quotes 👇

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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2 months ago

activity, age, changes, fitness, fun, fun activity, humor, i, life, life changes, mid-forty, parkour, take, think
I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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2 months ago

again, daily, daily life, decision, fall, humor, i, jeans, life, lifestyle, morning, morning routine, over, parkour, routine, struggle
“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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4 months ago

chase, done, funny situation, house, humor, i, never, open, parenting, parkour, Sharpie, situation, through, toddler

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22 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

17 shares on Discord this month:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

Making waves on Discord:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Spotted on TikTok:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Freshly posted on X:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Spotted on Facebook:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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