Funny parkour quotes

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mid-life crisis decision! Who needs a fancy sports car when you can gracefully vault over walls and leap across rooftops, right? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember to stretch those creaky joints before attempting any daring stunts! 😅 #MidlifeParkourGoals"

  activity, age, changes, fitness, fun, fun activity, humor, i, life, life changes, mid-forty, parkour, take, think

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Deciding to embrace the parkour lifestyle seemed like a good idea at first 🏃‍♂️, until reality kicked in with a minor hiccup involving jeans 👖 and my coordination skills 🤦‍♂️. Sometimes, a graceful fall is just as stylish as a perfectly executed jump! 😅 #ParkourFail"

  again, daily, daily life, decision, fall, humor, i, jeans, life, lifestyle, morning, morning routine, over, parkour, routine, struggle

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Chasing toddlers with markers should be an Olympic sport! 🏃‍♂️🎨🤣

  chase, done, funny situation, house, humor, i, never, open, parenting, parkour, Sharpie, situation, through, toddler

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