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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Just shared via Twitch:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Going viral on Threads:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Spotted on Telegram:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Spotted on TikTok:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Share →: Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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"Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies.🦖💼 Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule!🦕⏰ #BusyDinos"

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Making waves on Telegram:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Live now on Discord:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Spotted on Snapchat:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Seen just now on X:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Just landed via X:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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