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Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Going viral on Facebook:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Just shared via Twitch:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Going viral on Pinterest:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Just landed via YouTube:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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26 shares on X this month:

I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

97 shares on Threads this month:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

64 shares on Facebook this month:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Trending via Facebook:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Going bananas on Reddit:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Just landed via Instagram:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Freshly posted on Slack:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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