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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Seen just now on Slack:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Just shared via Messenger:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Going viral on Discord:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Just shared via Instagram:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Making waves on Telegram:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Share →: I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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Going viral on WeChat:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Live now on Snapchat:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Just shared via X:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Spotted on X:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Making waves on Facebook:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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