Funny pit quotes

• Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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• You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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  2 months ago

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• I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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• Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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  2 months ago

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